Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!
-Pericles (430 B.C.)
"If you don't read the newspaper
you are uninformed, if you do
read the newspaper you are
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
-Mark Twain (1866)
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.